me when i eat fruits:i'm so fucking healthy
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Does anyone else get that feeling when they haven’t logged onto fb for a while? Like, “Omg, I’m so popular, I’m gonna have like a ton of messages and notifications. Wrong.” My mailbox is empty and I haven’t logged on for nearly a month hahahaha fml


when people call me fat


(via meginificent)

So this like drunk person called in today at my work place and told me I was “playing cheap music and should get a life.” Haha, thanks, drunk person for the life advice, and thanks I’m trying to get a life.